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Sid Veda has been an Actor / Comedian ever since his first attempt at a cure for the common cold was sabotaged at the age of 11. Frustrated by the politics involved in Medicine and sick of the melodrama oozing from every member of the Nobel Prize committee, Sid decided to attend Penn State to fight injustices against cows.  Having won the Heisman Trophy award twice, he managed to return to the public forefront at the tender age of 19 by negotiating the release of 16 Californian hostages after the Great Battle of Marina del Rey.  To round out his talents, Sid’s also a tennis instructor, a Tae Kwon Do green belt, and one righteous dude. 

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Sid Veda has been an Actor / Comedian since moving to NYC from Boston. He attended undergrad at Penn State and Grad School at Boston University. He has been involved in theater and arts ever since his parents forced him into dramas at Indian functions as a young tot. After acting and telling jokes in several projects and shoots in NYC, performing in dozens of plays and spending the summer of 2003 shooting the independent film “Delusions of Grandeur”, he took his career to Los Angeles. Sid is now represented by The Wallis Agency, both Commercially and Theatrically, living in Hollywood, and writing jokes about all of the above.  To round out his talents, Sid’s also a tennis instructor, a Tae Kwon Do green belt, and one righteous dude.